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Can I Speak To The Manager?


Merlin Orr

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Subject: Pub

A very attractive lady goes up to the bar in a quiet pub. She

gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.

When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his

face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his

full beard. "Are you the manager?' she asks, softly stroking his face with

both hands.

"Actually, no," the man replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him" she says, running

her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I

can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues,

running her forefingers across the bartender's lips and shyly

popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.

"Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or

paper towels in the ladies room."

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