Merlin Orr Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Subject: Pub A very attractive lady goes up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the manager?' she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," the man replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him" she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running her forefingers across the bartender's lips and shyly popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them. "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say. "Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeeper Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSEMARTIN Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 BTT for a good laugh. Thanks Merlin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Outstanding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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