You ever been sent one of those e-mails with a picture in it of a super-ultra-hot girl in it and something else is in the picture (i.e. cool car, cool gun, cool something, etc.) then if you scroll down it'll read "If you noticed the cool _______ before you noticed the girl, I've got bad news for you, you're gay."
Well, I've got some bad news for you.
Or not, whatever. It's a free country.
All in good fun!