My friend Carl was the funniest and quickest witted guy I've ever known. We were camped on the Yellowstone river at a reenactment with nice folks from all over the Midwest. At the time he lived in Southern Ca. Drive by shootings were all over the news at that time. A guy from Wisconsin asked: "So Carl, are those drive by shootings as bad as the news makes them sound"" He just shook his head and replied- "They're awful. Why just last week I had to go to LA and I wasn't sure I'd have enough ammo to get home."