When little Johnnie was born the doctor handed the newborn to his mother to hold. Mom freaked as soon as she looked at little Johnnie "Doctor, my son doesn't have eye lids, what am I to do?" she cried.
"Relax Madam, when we circumsize your son, we will use the tissue to graft as eye lids." the Doctor replied.
"But Doctor, won't that make him cockeyed?"
"Oh no, my dear, it will merely give him a little foresight!"
Nolan