EricW Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 So there I am, at the sunday steel match, shooting like crap, but shooting my mouth off anyway. "Why in the hell would ANYBODY want to go the World Shoot in Tulsa?! Give me Bali any day!" I get home, eat, check email and find: Dear Eric, As a firm believer that the Wogs begin at Cape Alava, I'd like to point out a few of the benefits to World Shoot being held in Tulsa: Bali: Cobras Tulsa: rattlesnakes, yes, but Cowboy Boots! Bali: Thrombosis Tulsa: Southwest Airlines Bali: Rijstaafel (Dutch for dysentery) Tulsa: Barbecue! Bali: AIDS Tulsa: Another dollar in the g-string! Bali: Islamic terrorists Tulsa: You know why Baptists don't have sex standing up? Somebody might think they're dancing. Bali: Guns? You're importing guns? Tulsa: Ya'll mind if the Governor shoots through? I rest my case. See you in Tulsa! Mike Brown So, I replied: Dear Mike,I would like to point out: Bali: Bintang Beer Girls Tulsa: Fat farm chick with a six pack of Coors Lite Sincerest Regards, Eric Additionally, I would like to point out: Bali: Dragon's head is a shoot-through stage prop Tulsa: Outhouse is a shoot-through stage prop Bali: 1000's of bitchin' cool flags everywhere Tulsa: Confederate Flag everywhere Bali: Hot chicks in sarongs Tulsa: Farmer-type chicks in thongs <shudder> See ya in Bali Mikey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritinUSA Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 I have a feeling that this thread is going to degenerate real quick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgary Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 I have a feeling that this thread is going to degenerate real quick It already did. Now, how do I scrub the mental image of farmer chicks in thongs out of my subconscious? B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Don't forget Tulsa spelled backwards is "A Slut!" (I'm not sure why that matters but it's funny damnit!) -ld Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Yeah, but at least in Tulsa, the Motel 6's will have washcloth's ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 E, On your flight into Tulsa, be sure to order your drink from the stewardess by demanding "Whiskey...you cow!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Meek Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 All I know is I met a farmers daugher once and she was smokin hot.!!!!!! Alan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pisgahrifle Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 I'm wondering if y'all yankees have ever actually seen the girls we grow down here!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmshtr Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Bali: Ammo????? Tulsa: Ammo, no problem. Still bitter, Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricW Posted August 31, 2005 Author Share Posted August 31, 2005 Phil, If nobody else does, I respect you. =============================================== Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 I'm wondering if y'all yankees have ever actually seen the girls we grow down here!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> AMEN! to that... Every farmer's daughter joke ever written was bout OK. girls. Oh Yea! Dey be HOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Norman Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Don't forget Tulsa spelled backwards is "A Slut!" (I'm not sure why that matters but it's funny damnit!)-ld <{POST_SNAPBACK}> and a Slut backwards is $50 (with all due respect to Laryy the Cable Guy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middle Man Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Don't forget Tulsa spelled backwards is "A Slut!" (I'm not sure why that matters but it's funny damnit!)-ld <{POST_SNAPBACK}> and a Slut backwards is $50 (with all due respect to Laryy the Cable Guy) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Be careful what you read while on hold...at least I could tell the joke, to explain why I was laughing, when this particular customer picked up the phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimberkid Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 I also am curious where this hate for farm girls came from. Lest we forget that the south also gave us Daisy Dukes, flannel shirts that dont cover stomachs, and 10 gallon Stetsons. Cover any chick in that and she is hot. I would gladly cite examples, but this is a family forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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