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Threatening Email Signatures


EricW

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The information in this email is super-duper-double-secret and if you tell anybody we're gonna sue yer ass like it's never been sued before.

Every time I see this at the bottom of an email, I want to go find an IT manager and a corporate lawyer and run them over repeatedly with a bus. If this is the way people and businesses feel they need to communicate with me, as far as I'm concerned, they need not bother writing to begin with.

I'm tempted to put up a web page and post every, single email I get with these stupid signatures. If companies don't want their (usually stupid) secrets revealed, they shouldn't send them in plaintext over the freaking Internet.

Geez....

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The funny thing about it is how many people use them and how many companies waste time coming up with them when they're really not worth a thing unless they are sent to other employees of that company. You haven't signed/agreed to any sort of confidentiality agreement so they can tell you not to share it all they want but it won't hold up for five seconds in the real world.

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They go to my Spam Folder or just get blocked along with the idiots from Nigeria who want me to hide their bankroll in my account.  :angry:

Oh they can be fun! Start E-mailing one and see how long you can keep them on the line. Way more fun than fishing. :lol: See http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/ for details. B)

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Tears are rolling down my face...Gawd that is FUNNY!

"I was thinking, if this is such secret information, shouldn't we talk in secret code? Lets at least stop using our real names. From this point forward, I want to be Mr. Bo Jangles. I will also refer to my wife Agnus as Elle MacPherson. "

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Tears are rolling down my face...Gawd that is FUNNY!

i spent many MONTHS reading stuff on that site (and the others below)....always with the office door closed to conceal the tears of laughter.

here are some other similar sites...they should keep you laughing for months...

http://www.quatloos.com/brad-c/directory01.htm

http://www.scamorama.com

http://www.angelfire.com/ri2/scamslammers

http://www.sweetchillisauce.com/nigeria.html

http://www.geocities.com/a_kerenx

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