GrumpyOne Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?" The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?" The old man yells, "He says you were speeding!'The patrolman says, "May I see your license?" The woman turns to her husband and asks again, "What did he say?" The old man yells, "He wants to see your license!"The woman gave the officer her license. The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen." The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?" And the old man yells, "He said he knows your sister" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benos Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 That's hilarical! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken6PPC Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 No, that's Hillarycal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuckinMS Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 I needed that! Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yukonjon Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Haha....thanks for the morning laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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