copecowboy22 Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Nice to know my elementary behavior is still going strong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wgj3 Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 I constantly remind my wife that my sense of humor reached "maturity" around age 13 or 14 and will likely be stuck here forever. Keep em comin...that's what she said. (That one never gets old to me either) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunchies95 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Heard this on one of the XM comedy channels. Shortest Joke in the world: Midget Shortage. If you are one of the tiny people and this offends you: Grow Up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Phil Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Heard this on one of the XM comedy channels. Shortest Joke in the world: Midget Shortage. If you are one of the tiny people and this offends you: Grow Up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snertley Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Two fish swimming along and they run into a wall. One fish says to the other "dam". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djeffers Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Cute ! Unless you are short changed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mespo Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 LOL!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mespo Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Funny.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JON Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 8 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 An electrician that takes viagra has an erectical problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 An electrician that takes viagra has an erectical problem. Yup. That's at the same level as 789. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uspsanewbie Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar... and doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Wow, I could see that one printed on a t-shirt . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Wow, I could see that one printed on a t-shirt . . . http://www.zazzle.com/schrodingers_cat_walks_into_a_bar_shirts-235367449769227010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toolguy Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 (edited) Deleted. Edited February 4, 2015 by Toolguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Smith Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
repins1911 Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 How do you know if you wife has had an orgasm? My truck is parked in your driveway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPsaw475 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 A lawyer, social worker and a priest are on a sinking ship with one life boat. Social worker- "Save the kids!" Lawyer- "Screw the kids!" Priest- "Do we have time?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWNZRO Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Q: Do you know what a man with a big penis eats for breakfast? A: No.. I didn't think you would! Correct answer: Whatever you ate for breakfast that morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWNZRO Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 You ask a waitress "Can I have anything on this menu?" She says "You sure can!" You respond "Would you sit on this menu please?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makdaddy Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 What's brown and runny? ..... Usain Bolt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeb10 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 What is a pirate's favorite letter?He is quite fond of R's, but is true love is the C! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JON Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 What do you call a boomerang when you throw it and it doesn't come back?! A stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rucker61 Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything. The Zen Buddhist hands the vendor a twenty, who sticks in in the cash box and shuts it again. "Where's my change". The vendor replied, "Change comes from within". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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