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EddyB

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The red line...

What is red, green and swirls? Frog in a blender.

What is red, gray and bad for your teeth? A brick wall.

What happens when the red ship crashed into the blue ship? The crews were marooned.

Why did the tomato turn red? He saw the salad dressing.

What is black and white and red all over? A Panda with a sunburn.

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my wife asked me, "If I die, will you remarry"

I said probably. She then asked if my new wife would use her good china, and I said probably. She then asked if she would wear her clothes and I said, if they fit I don't see why not. She then asked " will she use my trap gun?" I said "she can't honey, she is left handed"

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my wife asked me, "If I die, will you remarry"

I said probably. She then asked if my new wife would use her good china, and I said probably. She then asked if she would wear her clothes and I said, if they fit I don't see why not. She then asked " will she use my trap gun?" I said "she can't honey, she is left handed"

Oops!

"And that's when the fight started"! :sight:

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A roman walks into a bar and orders a Martinus. The bartender say, "You mean a Martini?" The roman says, "If I wanted a double, I'd have asked for it."

A roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers, please."

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A roman walks into a bar and orders a Martinus. The bartender say, "You mean a Martini?" The roman says, "If I wanted a double, I'd have asked for it."

A roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers, please."

Great one!!!!

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Made one up myself tonight and damned if the wife didn't think it was funny!

We went shopping for Dill so she can do some canning this weekend. I asked her what we would use to buy the Dill. Dill dough! She told me I was childish so it must have been good right??

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