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GIRLFRIENDS

A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for

dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Dairy

Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they only had $6.00

between them and Jimmy Johnson, that cute boy in Social Studies, lives

on that street and they might see him and they can ride their bikes

there.

10 years later, the group of 25-year-old girlfriends discussed where

they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they

should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the beer was cheap,

they had free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and there

were lots of cute guys.

At 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should

meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at

the Ocean View restaurant because the cosmos were good, it was right

near the gym and if they go late enough, there wouldn't be too many

whiny little kids.

At 45 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should

meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at

the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis were big, and the

waiters there had tight pants and nice buns.

At 55 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should

meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed they should meet at the Ocean

View restaurant because the food there was reasonable, the wine list

was good, they had windows that open in case of a hot flash, and fish

is good for your cholesterol.

At 65 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should

meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the

Ocean View restaurant because lighting was good and they have an early

bird special.

At 75 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should

meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the

Ocean View restaurant because food was not too spicy, the restaurant

was handicapped accessible and they even had an elevator!

At 85 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should

meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the

Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.

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