nvmichael Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 GIRLFRIENDS A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they only had $6.00 between them and Jimmy Johnson, that cute boy in Social Studies, lives on that street and they might see him and they can ride their bikes there. 10 years later, the group of 25-year-old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the beer was cheap, they had free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and there were lots of cute guys. At 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the cosmos were good, it was right near the gym and if they go late enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids. At 45 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis were big, and the waiters there had tight pants and nice buns. At 55 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was reasonable, the wine list was good, they had windows that open in case of a hot flash, and fish is good for your cholesterol. At 65 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because lighting was good and they have an early bird special. At 75 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because food was not too spicy, the restaurant was handicapped accessible and they even had an elevator! At 85 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Waltermitty Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 You lost me when you said a 15 year old girl would ride a bike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Alzheimer's is a terrible disease, but at least you get to meet new people everyday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carter300 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 I may have Alzheimers's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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