tallgrass Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Father O'Grady was saying his good-byes to the parishioners after his Sunday morning service as he always does when Mary Clancey came up to him in tears. "What's bothering you, dear?" asked Farther O'Grady. "Oh, father, I've got terrible news." Replied Mary. "My husband passed away last night." "Oh, Mary!" said the good father. "That's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?" "Yes...," Mary replied sheepishly. "Well?" "He said, 'Please, Mary, put down the gun.'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Boudrie Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Remember the TV show "Duckman" (Private Dick, Family man) wher Duckman is talking to his son about growing up: "I remember the last words my father said to me. Careful son, I don't think the safety is on." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 As the wife said to her dying husband in the hospital..."...just lie back and let the poison work..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Beware Gentlemen, Beware! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlspeed Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Haha those are great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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