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Dear Abby


dajarrel

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Dear Abby,

My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a

mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.

When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a

big ugly red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Sincerely,

Bitchy in Boston

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dear abby

dear abby

 

you won't believe this.

my stomach makes noises when ever I kiss.

my girlfriend she tells me says its all in my head

my stomach it tells me to write you instead

 

when ever I read "dear abby"   this song pops in my head.

 

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