Genghis Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 I know these aren't just from movies, but they're some of my favorites nonetheless. I've collected a bunch of similar quotes. "Perhaps the meek shall inherit the Earth, but they'll do it in very small plots . . . about 6' by 3'." - Robert A. Heinlein "The Second Amendment is just a remnant from revolutionary days. It has no meaning today." - Lisa Simpson, 11/2/97 episode "Gun control? It's the best thing you can do for crooks and gangsters. I want you to have nothing. If I'm a bad guy, I'm always gonna have a gun. Safety locks? You will pull the trigger with a lock on, and I'll pull the trigger. We'll see who wins." - Sammy "the Bull" Gravano, Mafia informant "You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one." - Rush Limbaugh, radio talk-show host, August 17th, 1993 "No greater wrong can ever be done than to put a good man at the mercy of a bad, while telling him not to defend himself or his fellows; in no way can the success of evil be made surer or quicker." - Theodore Roosevelt "If you disarm someone you become morally responsible for their safety." - Michael D. Bartman, posted to Thinkers International "They'll have to shoot me first to take my gun." - Roy Rogers, cowboy actor and singer, 1982, in Cowboy Wisdom, by Terry Hall (Warner Books, 1995) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Di Vita Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 "Time to let old Painless out the bag." Predator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 I always thought "Panglish" was the guy's name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 some dude on 'firefly' "if someone tries to shoot you, you try to shoot them right back!" lynn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted August 3, 2005 Author Share Posted August 3, 2005 Another one from Silverado: "Do you know what a Henry Rifle can do in the hands of someone that knows how to use it?" Mal Johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 " Do you wanna gossip or do you wanna shoot somebody?" --Spartan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 from I, Robot. "Did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed?!?!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
short_round Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 I think you're mixing quotes. One was Corbin Dallas saying something like "you gotta press that little button to load it". <{POST_SNAPBACK}> MUGGER The cash man! KORBEN Been here long? MUGGER Don't f*#k with me man or I'll blow you into tomorrow! KORBEN Isn't that a Z140? Alleviated titanium. Neuro charged assault model? MUGGER Uh.. KORBEN You know you could hurt someone with this puppy..good thing it's not loaded.. MUGGER It's not? KORBEN You gotta push the little yellow button... MUGGER Thanks.. KORBEN You're welcome.. KORBEN ..you know these things are VERY illegal.. you could get in a shit load of trouble.. I better hang onto it for you.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
short_round Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 the other was from Zorg about how a "real died in the wool killer would want to know about the little red button." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ZORG I don't like warriors! They're too narrow-minded, no sublety. Worse, they fight for hopeless causes..for honor! Honor has killed millions of people but hasn't saved a single one. (pause) You know what -- do I like though, I like killer. A real dyed in the wool killer. Cold-blooded. Clean. Methodical. Thorough. A killer, when he picked up the ZF1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougBarnes101 Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 El Dorado with John Wayne and James Caan Talking about a sawed off shotgun Cole Thornton (John Wayne) How big a pattern will this throw The Swede (Gunsmith) I don't know. That last man that owned this couldn't see too good so he just shot where he heard someone talking. Mississippi (James Caan) What happened to him. The Swede Oh he got in a fight in a bar and the piano player was making so much noise that he couldn't hear so he shot him and they hung him. Insert my best Swedish Accent for the Swede. This may not be verbatim but its pretty close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike.45 Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Tombstone is THE movie !! Dammit your spanish is worse than your english, he was quoting the Bible, Revelations, 'Behold a pale horse, and on him rode Death, and Hell followed after' "Run you Curr....run back to the other Currs and tell them I'm coming... you tell them I'm coming and Hells coming with me....you hear ?? .......Hells coming with me !! "Smell that ? Smells like someone died"....."Jesus Johnny !" "Why Johnny Tyler, you Madcap, where are you going with that shotgun ??...." "Thats Latin darlin, it would appear Mr Ringo is an educated man...now I really hate him !" "Wheres Wyatt ?"......"Down by the creek....walking on water" "....and what about you?" "Oh I am in my prime" "Yeah, you look it" "Why you are no Daisy at all" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierruiggi Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 "You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig." Clint Eastwood; The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Morris Chestnut (Bobby Zachs) in Under Seige 2: "Oh yeah, safety off!" Too bad it's a Glock! Tim Conway and Ernest Borgnine in McHale's Navy: "Parker put that pistol away before you shoot yourself." "Don't worry Skip, see I got the safety on. See down for safe." Kapow! "Oops, Up for safe." Kapow! "Give me that thing before you shoot ME!" Rick Overton (Tector Pike) in Blind Fury: After carjacking a little old lady she pulls a huge revolver out of her purse and starts blazing away at them as they drive away. Lyle Pike: Jesus H. Christ! Tector Pike: Yep. That's one reason I always voted for gun control! Nolan Skilled, but otherwise unremarkable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Also from "the 5th Element" : Korben steps around the corner and shoots Big and Ugly who was holding the cruise ship hostage between the eyes. His next comment, "Anyone else want to negotiate?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRe Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Morris Chestnut (Bobby Zachs) in Under Seige 2: "Oh yeah, safety off!" Too bad it's a Glock! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The worst part??? They inserted a "click" sound of the safety coming off, too!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike.45 Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 I thought Clint was out of bounds .....but OK ! "Are you laughing at my mule ? You see my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierruiggi Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 I don't remember the exact quote, but there's another "Glock safety" mishap in the movie Terminal Velocity (with Charlie Sheen, Nastasja Kinski and that guy from The Sopranos), it goes something like this: "shoot them" "it doesn't fire!" "you gotta take the safety off". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 two from taxi driver- travis: You got a .44 magnum? Andy (Gun Salesman): It's an expensive weapon. Travis: That's all right. I got money. Andy (Gun Salesman): It's a real monster. It'll stop a car at a hundred yards. Put a round right through the engine block. martin scorsese (in cab): Have you ever seen what a .44 Magnum will do to a woman's p&%$y? Now that you should see. What a .44 Magnum will do to a woman's p&%$y, that you should see? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 "Goodbye Bob! Best dollar eighty I ever spent. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 "Goodbye Bob! Best dollar eighty I ever spent. " <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Young Guns 2? Nolan Skilled, but otherwise unremarkable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redmist10 Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Matilda: "Follow the blue car." Driver: "And I suppose you want me to blast the music and go through the lights, eh?" Matilda: "No! You're going to drive slowly, take the hundred bucks, and shut the f*&k up - O.K.?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redmist10 Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 "What do you use? Weapons wise - I'm a weapons man." "Weapons man." "Yeah." "Ok." "They tend to settle the argument. So what do you favour?" "Well you know it's a toolbox. I don't care you put the tools into the job that's all." "Oh." "Well you know I actually favour the old nine-teen-eleven." "Forty-five; old gun." "Served my country well, for a long time." "Your country. Not done too well though have you, the last few wars." "Perhaps not but at least we don't go around whining about it." "You ex-military?" "No I got my job through the New York Times." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redmist10 Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Ash: "This...is my boomstick! It's a 12 guage double barrelled Remington, S-mart's top of the line...you can find this in the sporting goods department...that's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan, retails for about $109.95, got a walnut stock, colbalt blue steel, and a hair trigger." Bad Ash: "Little Goodie Two Shoes." Sounds of fighting Good Ash: "Good...Bad...I'm the guy with the gun." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazmanofsteel Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 stop or my mom will shoot Sly form the movie of the same name... Don't apoligize mister, it's a sign of weakness Duke...Fort Apache Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay1 Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 No quotes to add, had fun reading though. Rick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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