GrumpyOne Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 So, I was down in Miami earlier this week working. I stopped in at Chili's for lunch one day. Sitting at the bar, waiting for my lunch, an older lady came up and sat a couple chairs down. We started exchanging small talk waiting for our food. After a few minutes, she said "You're looking at that line across my nose, aren't you?" In a little bit of shock, I said "Yeah, how did that happen?" She replied "It's from glasses." ....I asked "Why don't you use contact lenses?" She replied "They don't hold enough beer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEH Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Where's Merlin ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHAVEGAS Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 53 minutes ago, GrumpyOne said: an older lady Is that even possible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi-Power Jack Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 1 hour ago, GrumpyOne said: an older lady Older than what ... ? You don't want the AARP on your a$$ .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted June 23, 2017 Author Share Posted June 23, 2017 58 minutes ago, Hi-Power Jack said: Older than what ... ? You don't want the AARP on your a$$ .... Not older than you, Jack...yer as old as dirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve RA Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Old ladies are the only ones willing to converse with Jack !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi-Power Jack Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Steve RA said: Old ladies are the only ones willing to converse with Jack !! Converse, my a$$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve RA Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Oddly enough, converse was originally a verb meaning “to move about, live or dwell” when it first came into existence in the mid 14th century. But today we only use converse to talk about, well, talking. Quipped the German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche, “When marrying, one should ask oneself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this woman into your old age?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi-Power Jack Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 27 minutes ago, Steve RA said: when it first came into existence in the mid 14th century. Damn, Steve, I didn't have any idea you were That Old .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve RA Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Best way to gain experience !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi-Power Jack Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Yeah, but do you remember any of it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve RA Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 I'm OK as long as I stay out of the sunlight !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Steve RA said: Oddly enough, converse was originally a verb meaning “to move about, live or dwell” when it first came into existence in the mid 14th century. But today we only use converse to talk about, well, talking. Quipped the German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche, “When marrying, one should ask oneself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this woman into your old age?” Yikes, an etymologist, everybody mind your p's and q's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi-Power Jack Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 If I were a Moderator (God forbid), I'd close this discussion down, just because I'm a Mod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve RA Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Good to see you are not extreme, in one direction or the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaJim Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 .........And here I thought it was a shoe basketball players wore . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranoel Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 On 7/3/2017 at 10:28 PM, WaJim said: .........And here I thought it was a shoe basketball players wore . +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve RA Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 "All Stars" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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