Bkreutz Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Next Sunday I will shoot my first USPSA match as a Super Senior. (and I can still see the marks on the boards). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bkreutz Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 9 hours ago, Steve RA said: I stand corrected. I'm claiming a senior moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi-Power Jack Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 7 hours ago, EEH said: You know when you show up on match day and realize it was last week ! Been there, done that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve RA Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 When you post during the night hours because you happened to be up for a "restroom break" ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi-Power Jack Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Saw Palmetto helps those "restroom breaks" quite a bit I guess if you know that, that makes you a Super Duper Senior .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve RA Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 If they had more than the present two levels I'd be a Super/Super/ Senior. Drinking a lot of liquid early in the day and little late also helps the "restroom breaks" !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
open17 Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 "Seated in chair, feet flat and back touching chair back" start positions take longer from start to first shot than they take for the rest of the stage. You become convinced that any stage that requires going prone and then getting back up on the clock was designed by Satan himself. You start getting whupped badly by munchkins that don't appear to be old enough to be weaned. Happened last Saturday----again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy T Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 When your range chair is a rocker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi-Power Jack Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 When you actually shoot "better" during a hurricane .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flatland Shooter Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 When you blame poor stage performance to short term memory loss and the rest of the squad nods in agreement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnr88 Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 When you take more pills than shots during a steel match! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxD Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 When you can't write your name in the snow without moving your feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi-Power Jack Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 4 hours ago, TxD said: When you can't write your name in the snow without moving your feet. I could NEVER write my name in the snow . Stanislovski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaJim Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 You don't dare stretch before a match to loosen up because you might pull something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted November 11, 2017 Author Share Posted November 11, 2017 3 hours ago, WaJim said: You don't dare stretch before a match to loosen up because you might loosen something. That fits more better.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishhunter3 Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 when the RO thanks you for not running to fast, and you just look at him while thinking your turn is coming smart @%% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy T Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 When your range chair is a rocker and your shooting bag is older than 70% of the shooters at the match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi-Power Jack Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 5 hours ago, Roy T said: your shooting bag is older than 70% of the shooters at the match How about 95% ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S. Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 You know you're a Super Senior when.... A lady asks you if you'd like to have super sex........... and you answer: "What kind of soup?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve RA Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi-Power Jack Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 I LOVE Soup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Neeley Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 It's fun getting older. I get to meet new people every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi-Power Jack Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Doc Neeley said: It's fun getting older. I get to meet new people every day. I sleep with a different woman every night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Water63 Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 Getting down on your knees to shoot is not going to happen lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flatland Shooter Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 15 minutes ago, Water63 said: Getting down on your knees to shoot is not going to happen lol Getting down is not the problem. I do it all the time. Just not always on purpose. But getting back up is a whole different proposition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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