mc2212 Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 What do you call a guy with no arms and legs waterskiing? Skip. What do you call a guy with no arms and legs swimming? Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 My son just told me these are called "dad" jokes because they are lame jokes dads tell their kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DagoRed Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 My brother told me a few a couple weeks back. Cracked me up. -what did the green grapes say to the purple grapes? "Stop holding your breathe!" -why don't you see hippos hiding in trees? Because they're that good at it! -what kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers. Red Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 This is Bob, he has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who is there? Not Bob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfs Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 Time to move Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi-Power Jack Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 I've decided NOT to send Brian $10 to support this fantastic Forum for the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toolguy Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 Me either. This year is shot. Instead, I'm sending him $200 to keep it going for next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi-Power Jack Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 48 minutes ago, Toolguy said: Me either. This year is shot. Instead, I'm sending him $200 to keep it going for next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cody6477 Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don't have film. I almost had a psychic girlfriend...but she left me before we met. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. (Steven Wright) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missed it by that much Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Wise man say man who fart in church sit in own pew.Man who stand on toilet high on pot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1911vm Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 On November 2, 2016 at 10:53 PM, mc2212 said: What do you call a guy with no arms and legs waterskiing? Skip. What do you call a guy with no arms and legs swimming? Bob. ""No arms all legs in front of the door . mat hanging on the wall. art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 Laying under a car, Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc2212 Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 What do you call a woman with one leg? ilene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranoel Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biglou13 Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? i've never had a garbanzo bean on me......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustybayonet Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRBACKHAND Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armydad Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 On 2/25/2017 at 6:29 PM, mc2212 said: What do you call a woman with one leg? ilene. And the racially insensitive version: What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene Hate the game, not the player... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukeEB Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter. Before your criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 18 hours ago, armydad said: And the racially insensitive version: What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene Hate the game, not the player... Now that's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobert1 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Don't know why I hadn't seen this thread before. Where does a one legged waitress work? IHOP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTD_P2A Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 What's brown and sticky...a stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTD_P2A Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back...a stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 I have to wash my clothes in tide. Why? Too damn hot out tide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 My dog has no nose. How does he smell? Awful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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