ben b. Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 A Zen Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says: “Make me one with everything”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miranda Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 :-D ah wonderful! an enlightened joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckS Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Q: Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners? A: Because they have no attachments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benos Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Q: Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners? A: Because they have no attachments. Nice! I hadn't heard that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben b. Posted July 13, 2013 Author Share Posted July 13, 2013 A Zen master once said to me, "Do the opposite of whatever I tell you."So I didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hanexp Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 What does a Buddhist from Brooklyn call a guy who doesn't play fair and or tell the truth? A citta and alaya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benos Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 A Zen master once said to me, "Do the opposite of whatever I tell you." So I didn't. That's some Steven Wright shit there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dldarrow Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 A Zen Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says: “Make me one with everything”. After receiving his hot dog and paying with a large bill, the Zen monk waited for his change. To which the hot dog vender said: "All change comes from within." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheezdog Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Nam Myho Renge Kyo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigEcash86 Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 On 7/13/2013 at 3:59 PM, ben b. said: A Zen master once said to me, "Do the opposite of whatever I tell you." So I didn't. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterock Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Says the Master to his pupil: "Do you understand that you don't really exist?" Upon which the pupil replies: "To whom are you telling that?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmalin06 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 On 7/13/2013 at 3:59 PM, ben b. said: A Zen master once said to me, "Do the opposite of whatever I tell you." So I didn't. Whoa, that's deep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnlyKetchup Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 lol....not sure I want to be one with the hotdog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seery Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 Funny stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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