tiger49931 Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 ok here are a few that made me laugh 1. " Keep your booger hook off the bang button." 2. "Man people here cant shoot, Look at all these worm burners." - Speaking of the streaking in the ground from low shots.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 My favorite, "That's a double" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flatland Shooter Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 My favorite, "That's a double" But rarely heard when its on a no-shoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Rod Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 I like hearing "it was the wind" at the 10 yard line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glock26Toter Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 I recently heard one shooter say, just generally to the other squad members. "I made two mistakes on that stage." And someone yelled out "What? You weren't fast and you weren't accurate." Everyone laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpygravy Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 One that I use when kidding with one of my range buds: "Your feet are bigger that's why you're so much faster. Every step you take is 2" farther along." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKSNIPER Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 "The hardest distance in shooting? Its the six inches between the shooters ears." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Phil Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 R.O.ing a female shooter on a stage: Me, "shooter ready?" the female, "NO!" Or the guy that shot at the target that was 2 sides of cardboard, balloon in the center of mass, suspending the target. (target wearing a t shirt). He dumps a whole mag into the target and, not hitting the balloon, it doesn't fall. He looks at me and says, "Man, that's a tough balloon! That's not fair!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z40acp Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 I'm at the range with a friend and I ask him, "Would you like to shoot my Ruger?" His answer, "Sure, put it out there." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fried Chicken Blowout Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 I'm at the range with a friend and I ask him, "Would you like to shoot my Ruger?" His answer, "Sure, put it out there." Okay, I really laughed out loud at that one. That would be my response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Scoring an older gentleman's targets, during a match. The gentleman in question is a very likeable person, very good natured, but some of his ammo seems very, very light. So, scoring a target, I yelled over to him, "Hey (insert shooter name here), how do you think this one should be scored? It's just stuck in the cardboard! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmt Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 My favorite, "That's a double" A shooter said that to me once while I was scoring his targets. I told him "hold that thought" then I walked over to the no shoot he hit and pointed and said "that's a double". He smiled and walked away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuildSF4 Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Statement after most of the shotgun shells fell out of the shell-holder when the commenter was shooting the stage - "Those shell-holders weren't made for the speed I run at" reply "What speed is that, dog slow?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jlamphere Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 I think I read this on here somewhere "It must be expensive to shoot that bad." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flatland Shooter Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 At a local 3 Gun Match - "If I was 30 years younger and a 100# lighter I'd be pretty good at this." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRider Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I used to shoot at an indoor range that had man on man steel plate matches on Tuesday nights. One night, one regular shooter had brought a new gun and was missing the plates, he said "I can't tell where I am hitting" to which someone else said " behind the plates, in the backstop". We all laughed. Hurley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KellyTTE Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I'm at the range with a friend and I ask him, "Would you like to shoot my Ruger?" His answer, "Sure, put it out there." Okay, I really laughed out loud at that one. That would be my response. Same here. Good one. Galaxy Note II + Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moltke Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I'm at the range with a friend and I ask him, "Would you like to shoot my Ruger?" His answer, "Sure, put it out there." Now THAT is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newmexicocrawler Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Iv heard the booger hook one but just a little different......."keep your bugger hook off the bang bar" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJSJ Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 I should be writing these down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
21 shooter Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 At a local 3 Gun Match - "If I was 30 years younger and a 100# lighter I'd be pretty good at this." I resemble that remark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Shooting the Ruger . . . That's LOL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biloxi23 Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Back when they first came out, a good friend bought a Ruger P-89. After I fired a few rounds from it and handed it back, I told he needed two of them. He asked why he needed two. I told him to tie a rope one each, throw one off the bow of a skiff and one off the stern The two pistols would hold the skiff steady over a bluegill bed while he fished. He did not think it was too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chowtime Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 The reason why a 6" inch gun is more accurate than a 5" gun is because with the 6" you are closer to the target. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RammerJammer Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 "I get so many doubles because I aim at the hole I made with the first shot" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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