Youngeyes Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 "Service is the rent we pay for the privilege of living on this planet." I like that. Of course, for those who wish to be self serving, the other side of this cookie wisdom is "Lucky Numbers 28,14,35,49,9" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Self serving .... LOL I do like that fortune tho ... Much better than "Man who walk thru airplane door sideways, going to Bangkok!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Fortune not Found Abort, Retry, Ignore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wide45 Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 In bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 The end is near....and it's all your fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyburg Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 My wife got this one at our sushi bar. "Big things start off small" I had to keep that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 My wife got this one at our sushi bar. "Big things start off small" I had to keep that one. On several levels..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Csiedmond1 Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 My wife got this one at our sushi bar. "Big things start off small" I had to keep that one. I live this one everyday!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunguru Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Miles Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Confucius say "The path to true intelligence is to call everything by it's correct name". Pat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEN-4-35 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 That was not chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Carter Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 I don't like to go out to eat by myself most of the time, but I was having one of those worst days possible where nothing in any area of my life or business was going right. I couldn't find anyone to got with me so I decided I would treat myself to my favorite Chinese place have a good meal even if alone and whatever the fortune cookie said I would try. After all how could things get worse? I ate my meal, they brought the fortune cookie, I opened it, IT WAS BLANK...ON BOTH SIDES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima45dv8 Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 In bed. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miranda Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 one of my favorites was ; "you are headed in the right direction" a blank one would cause me to call the waiter.... "I'd like a fortune, please." miranda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bountyhunter Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Self serving .... LOL I do like that fortune tho ... Much better than "Man who walk thru airplane door sideways, going to Bangkok!" The female version of that one is:Woman pilot who flies plane upside down is going to have big hairy crackup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpygravy Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 The bitter taste of poor quality lingers long after the sweet taste of a cheap price has past.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPsaw475 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 A man who walks sideways in Airport is going to Bankok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPsaw475 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan550 Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 Man who fart in church must sit in own pew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redial Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 Today you will die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powderMonkey Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 Being that I have spent the past couple summers professionally shooting AMA Superbike and Rolex Grand-Am Daytona Sports Car Series: "Did you remember to put in film, or is it digital?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mturnbull333 Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 I told my wife once mine said, you will run amuk with a automatic weapon, the look on her face was priceless! Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdzman Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Confucius say wrong about baseball "Man with four balls can not walk" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEH Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 If two wrongs don't make a right try three Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomy Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 If two wrongs don't make a right try three Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wright's make an airplane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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