and you might be a sissy
sorry, couldn't resist.
I've been called brutal, train wreck, wrecking ball, A.H. (by my dad), f***er (by numerous people), smarty pants, baby doll, honey, coach, and sh** head.
But to this date I don't recall ever been called a sissy...
However my hard drive is old, frequently crashes, and the RAM isn't what it used to be